Please. Do sit me down and show me all those features your phone has had for years that us yokel, ovine iPhone users have had for years.
I mean...once you have a charged battery and after you've downloaded or jailbroken everything you need to have a functional smartphone. I'll be over here, waiting for you with my phone that worked the moment I took it out of the box.
Never, ever again. Android phones are garbage.
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